Cheney

 The guy Dick Cheney shot by accident while he was vice-president has died. (At 95, unrelated to the accident, I'm thinking.). Anyway, that reminds me of a joke.

Cheney and the president (Bush) were out hunting, and Cheney accidentally shoots Bush. He calls 911 frantically as says "I've shot the president!  I killed him!"  The 911 operator tries to calm him and says, "First, make he's really dead..."  "Ok," says Cheney... 

BOOM!