Here's an anti-joke.
Why does Jonathan read Murakami in Catalan? --Because he doesn't know Japanese.
Ei, hola. ¿Com anem? Com que avui tinc el dia lliure, aquest matí m’he arribat al zoo de la ciutat a veure els cangurs. No és gaire gran però hi ha moltes espècies, des de goril·les fins a elefants. De totes maneres, si t’agraden els animals com ara les llames i els óssos formiguers és millor que no hi vagis, perquè no n’hi trobaràs. Tampoc no hi ha impales ni hienes. Ni tan sols lleopards.
Murakami, Haruki. L'elefant desapareix (EMPURIES NARRATIVA) (Catalan Edition) (p. 54). (Function). Kindle Edition.
Let's do the four methods of understanding. Cognates. Well, I know Spanish so "hola" is "hola," Dia es día, etc.. There are cognate from French: mati is going to be matin in French. Trobaras is cognate to trouver in French.
Hello, how are we ???. Since ??? I have the day free, this morning I have arrived at the zoo of the city to see the ????. It is not very? big but that are a lot of species, from gorillas to elephants. Anyway, if you like animal like llamas? or ant bears? it's better if you don't go there, because you won't find them. There aren't impalas or hyenas either. Not even leopards.
From context we can gather the avui means today. To get a cognate from a word that starts with ll, we can get rid of one of the l's, like lleopard. Com anem means how are we doing (going.). I'm going to guess that cangurs are kangaroos. In Spanish it is canguro. Ossos formiguers is probably going to be anteaters. If a word starts with h in Spanish it might start with f in another Romance language, like halcón and falcon, so hormiga in Spanish becomes formiga. Formiguer would be ant-er. One who ants. Hi is a particle equivalent to y in French, meaning there.
I guess a 5th reading strategy would be phonetic / orthographical conventions. Like a piazza in Italian would be a plaza in Spanish, in the same way that piano corresponds to plano or piazzere to placer. If I see an Italian word that starts with pi, I think pl in Spanish. If the word in Italian is gh, I think of gu in Spanish. Italian doesn't use x so espresso will be "express."