I invented this poetic form...

 I will call it the "joke."  The idea is that the second line must negate the first in a surprising way.  I have written three four of them.  

1. 

I handle you carefully, like an antique book...

You are, in fact, an antique book. 

2. 

We can choose the attitude we take toward life, he said.

We threw him in a ditch. 

3.  

My eye doctor recommends artificial tears...

My real ones do just fine, thank you very much.

4.

Words can't tell you what cinnamon tastes like

not even the word cinnamon